Selected Quotes

 

• There are only three sports: bullfighting, motor racing, and mountaineering; all the rest are merely games.
• The best part is getting to the top 'cause the pain's all over.
• The best climber in the world is the one who's having the most fun.
• Some of the world's greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enough to know they were impossible.
• Those who say it can't be done should get out of the way of those who are doing it.
• Yoga is a system, scientifically proven to boost your climbs ability significantly. Why do you think you always see that Guru figure sitting on the top of the mountain? You think he/she got there by enlightenment?
• The distinguishing mark of true adventures, is that it is often no fun at all while they are actually happening.
• There is no such thing as bad weather, only inappropriate clothing.
• Where does all the white go when the snow melts?
• If climbers used the word 'beta' the way most software houses do, we'd all be dead.
• Maybe true. Maybe not true. Better you believe - Sherpa saying.
• If someone eliminates the mental part of Climbs, then we might as well all go play miniature golf.
• Blood - substance commonly used to mark a Climbs route.
• Mountaineering - slow walking uphill while not feeling very well.
• Volcano - a mountain with hiccups.
• Climbs is not a battle with the elements, nor against the law of gravity. It's a battle against oneself.
• The next time you curse the fact that it's Monday, just think of it as proof that you made it through another weekend without killing yourself by doing something stupid.
• Routes rate me, not the other way around.
• If you packed the whiskey 'cause it is the only thing that won't freeze, you're probably alpine Climbs.
• Mount Everest is very easy to climb, only just a little too high.
• Q: Why do mountain climbers rope themselves together?

A: To prevent the sensible ones from going home!